Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I Believe I can Score (Fly)


I used to think I that I could not go on
And life was nothing but a stack of notes
But now I know the meaning of "Captopril"
I'm leaning on my Restu Hostel chair

If I can burn it, I can drink it
If I just memorise it, there's nothing to it


[1]
I believe I can score
I believe I can pass the test
To study nota every night and day
Spread my kaya and eat supper

I believe I can
score
I see me running out that exam hall
I believe I can score
I believe I can score
I believe I can score


See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes lectures can seem so dull
There are CGPA's in uni I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside my notes, oh

If I can burn it, I can drink it
If I just memorise it, there's nothing to it


[Repeat 1]

Hey, cause I burn and drink 'em, oh

If I can burn it, I can drink it
If I just memorise it, there's nothing to it


[Repeat 1]

Hey, if I just spread my kaya
I can score
I can score
I can score, hey
If I just spread my
kaya
I can score
Score-ore-ore




Thursday, October 1, 2009

SEB - What you don't see is what you'll get

I'm craving for burgers lately... My burger section in my brain is active i guess.
The mixture of buns, beef patty, egg, cheese, lettuce, cucumber, mayonnaise, ketchup... Simply irresistible!!

The softness of the bun,
The texture of the beef patty combined with the fried egg,
The freshness of the vege,
The add-on flavour of mayonnaise and ketchup, plus
The cheddar cheese.

One word - Heaven's food!

Oh, that's two words.

I might open up a burger stall one day at your neighbourhood.
Stall Name: "Lim's Lihai Burger"
Slogan: What you don't see is what you'll get.

Made some burgers back in hometown last holiday.

Getting the patties fried.

Getting THE EGG fried. Poor eggy...

In the process...
Close-up. I just LOVE to make the food look nice. I'll arrange it properly and decorate it with appropriate colours. When the food looks nice, i believe there will be bonus marks added on.

Ta-daa~ Hmmm, I can put them on a big white plate, served with French Fries and some salad - perfect! Next time.

Pringles and Coke!


After:

Recipe for 1 serving
Option A:
1 handphone
1 buck handphone credit
1 ear
1 hand
1 brain
1 mouth
1 Su Ee's handphone number
1 question: what's the recipe?/other creative question

Option B:
1 Computer/1 laptop
1 internet access
1 Su Ee's blog address
10 fingers for typing
1 question: what's the recipe?/other creative question


Best question asked will entitle him/herself to one exclusive SEB (Su Ee Burger).
Deadline: 30 October 2009

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

SALE!!

We don't get many opportunities to get products with such discount. Good bargain. That day, the sun rises from the West. And i forgot i was holding a mirror that morning while watching the sunrise.

This is 55.6% discount.


This is 66.6% discount.


This is 63.7% discount.




Branded camera huh....



Seller: Hey, we've got a Branded Camera for sale!

Customer: Really?? I'm looking for a camera.

Seller: Well, you're very lucky today! We have Branded Camera! You won't believe what you're gonna hear. Discount up to 90%!!! I bet you won't believe me!!

Customer: I don't believe you.

Seller: ... ...


Customer: I don't believe you.


Seller: ... ...


Customer: I really don't believe you. And you bet so. Now you owe me one hundred bucks.


Seller: Now you shut up and listen to me. Our Branded Camera discount really
up to 90% one!! Really!! I'm not kidding


Customer: What brand is it?


Seller: It's Branded lah.


Customer: Ya, i know. So what brand is it?


Seller: .....OI! You use your ear to breath one har??


Customer: Customers are always right. I say i use my ears to eat. Now you're wrong.


Seller: It IS a Branded Camera.


Customer: What brand?


Seller: ARGH!!!!! The brand is "BRANDED" lah!!!! *fainted*




Thursday, August 27, 2009

I'm so not gonna Rest in Pieces!



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FINAL DESTINATION... I know where's mine... Where's yours?

Rotten Into Pieces

Sunday, August 16, 2009

I Don’t Want to Rest in Pieces like Final Destination

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Nuffnang is giving away 80 pairs of invites for the Premiere Screening of Final Destination: Rest in Pieces.
AND, 5 best blog posts with the 5 best horrified pictures will each win a pair of movie passes to watch ANY Fox released movies till Novermber 2009!

After one whole day of writing reports and doing my assignments, time to chill out a li'l...

...
...
...




I was staring at my full-of-stick-on-notes board in front of me aimlessly,
hoping that my roommate woudn't come in suddenly.

I almost dislocated my jaw just by taking that picture... =_=


FINAL DESTINATION... I know where's mine... Where's yours?

Rotten Into Pieces


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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Untitled title - Titled Untitled

"I'm trying real hard not to shake.
I'm biting my tongue,
But I'm feeling alive
And with every breathe that I take,
I feel like I've won.
You're my key to survival."

"Say my name.
I just want to hear You.
Say my name.
So I know it's true.
You're changing me.
You're changing me.
You showed me how to live."




Quoted from "Awake"-Secondhand Serenate

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Forget - Remember - Forget - Remember

Out of all our body parts and organs, brain has the most unique feature.

How do we process our thoughts? How to we transfer our thoughts and put them into words? How do we learn how to pronounce "Y" as "wai-yee" by the opening of our lips then stretching them to the side creating the sound? How do we think? Where do the ideas "spark" out from our brain cells? How do we process and know what we see, smell, touch, hear or smell?

Urinary bladder contraction, decreasing our heart rates, normalizing our blood pressure when our blood pressures go out of the normal range, send thirst "signal" when we're dehydrating, send hunger "signal" when we're "out-of-food", send signals to our muscle groups in the body to shiver in order to produce heat when we're cold, make us sweat when we're hot to cool our body down, etc. ALL these are controlled by ONLY one portion of our brain called hypothalamus. What can be more amazing than that?

Another incredible feature of our brain is how we store, retain and recall information.
It's our memory.

Hermann Ebbinghaus, a German psychologist, discovered the exponential nature of forgetting.
The curve below describes how fast we tend to forget the information we had learned.


Lim Su Ee, a MBC (Malaysian-born-Chinese) pharmacist, discovered something no one has ever known before this - an EXCEPTION for the exponential nature of forgetting discovered by Hermann Ebbinghaus.
The curve below describes how we tend to remember the things that we want to forget.

I can publish a paper about this.


This great finding of the century could lead me to getting the Noble Prize.


You can laugh now. HA-HA-HA.